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This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by your friends at STARFALL.

Starfall Schedule of Events for Sunday - April 18 through May 3, 2010.

Here is the latest and greatest schedule for STARFALL, starting with Sunday April 18!
Any insanity that is detected below is purely coincidental, and totally blamed on SpringTime hormonal madness!
Announcement - DJ Kev Darkfold had returned to the Thursday Line up - 8PM! We welcome him back to rock with us!

Announcement - DJ Merrick has decided that the Last Wednesday of each month is SOUL TRAIN time! So April 28th, get your Bootsy Collins on!

Sunday April 18
4PM DJ Merrick with Host echo
6PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir

Monday April 19
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden

Tuesday April 20
3PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
5PM DJ Sasch with Host Ima

Wednesday April 21
4PM DJ Protogenes with Host Cooper
6PM DJ Merrick with Host Shizuka

Thursday April 22
4PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Colwyn with Host Cooper - Disco Inferno!
8PM DJ Kev with Host Jules

Friday April 23
2PM DJ Esmiel with host Shizuka
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Ima
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden
8PM DJ MTD with Host echo

Saturday April 24
2PM DJ Tristan with Host Ima
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir
6PM DJ Blaise With Host Cooper
8PM DJ Jules with Host

Sunday April 25
4PM DJ Merrick with Host echo
6PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir

Monday April 26
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden

Tuesday April 27
3PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
5PM DJ Sasch with Host Ima

Wednesday April 28
4PM DJ Protogenes with Host Cooper
6PM DJ Merrick with Host Shizuka - SOUL TRAIN THEME! End of Month Party!

Thursday April 29
4PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Colwyn with Host Cooper - Disco Inferno!
8PM DJ Kev with Host Jules

Friday April 30
2PM DJ Esmiel with host Shizuka
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Ima
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden
8PM DJ MTD with Host echo

Saturday May 1
2PM DJ Tristan with Host Ima
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir
6PM DJ Blaise With Host Cooper
8PM DJ Jules with Host

Sunday May 2
4PM DJ Merrick with Host echo
6PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir

Monday May 3
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden


IF you have any questions or suggestions or have a problem you want to bring to our attention, please contact the Owner/Manager, Dehrynn Shepherd, or the Asst Manager, Kyne Tigerpaw.

Spring is in the air at STARFALL

SCARLETT: Rhett, I really can't go on accepting these

gifts. Though you are awfully kind.

RHETT: I'm not kind, I'm just tempting you. I never give

anything without expecting something in return. I always

get paid.

SCARLETT: If you think I'll marry you just to pay for the

bonnet, I won't.

RHETT: Don't flatter yourself, I'm not a marrying man.

SCARLETT: Well, I won't kiss you for it, either.

RHETT: Open your eyes and look at me. No, I don't think

I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's

what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often,

and by someone who knows how.

SCARLETT: And I suppose that you think that you are

the proper person.

RHETT: I might be, if the right moment ever came.

SCARLETT: You're a conceited, black- hearted varmint,

Rhett Butler, and I don't know why I let you come and see

me.

Beowulf XXII - A New Translation (or, When Photos Met Richard)

Seized then by shoulder, shrank not from combat,

the Swedish couture-prince Grendel's mother: Richard Simmons.

Flung then the fierce one, filled with wrath,

Photos' deadly foe, that she fell to ground, ruining her manicure.

Swift on her part she paid him back

with grisly grasp, and grappled, and groped with him -- seeking his elf-boy bits.

Spent with struggle, stumbled the warrior-millener, fiercest of stylish fighting-men,

most curious of dancing Sultans, fell adown.

On the Sultan of Starfall, the candy-striped fitness guru, hurled herself,

hent her short sword, broad and brown-edged with pink sequins,

the bairn to do rude and naughty things upon, the Swedish-born elf-son.

-- On his shoulder lay braided breast-mail and matching vest,

barring death, withstanding entrance of edge or blade and

much of A:S:S’s 2009-2010 Autumn/Winter men’s collection.

Life would have ended for the millener-prince,

under wide earth for that Sultan of Starfall,

had his armor of A:S:S not aided him,

battle-net hard, and holy Elf-Style Gods

wielded the victory, upon the mighty helm of the

creator of the Aretha Hat. The Lords of SL-Fashion allowed his cause;

and easily rose the Sultan erect...

Starring:

Photos Nikolaidis as Beowulf

Richard Simmons as Grendel's Mother

http://anotherstupidtshirtshop.blogspot.com/

Its the Aretha Hat, and Easter never looked better (riiiiight xD )

I have to laugh, I really do. *laughs!!!* Yeah.. Merrick, and then Photos.. I mean.. The Aretha Hat.. that's just.. Hahahahahahaha!!

Personally, I think it should be called the "Aretha-Fancy-Go-To-Sunday-Meetin'-Hat", but that's just me. Its not actually a bonnet is it?

Ok, now that I'm not ROFLing, I'm promoting the Free Aretha Hat that Photos put together, available at the A:S:S store. Here's a link to the blog!

http://anotherstupidtshirtshop.blogspot.com/

Whether you wear it or not, is up to you.. I tried it on, when I was wearing my Spring Saturday Best (from last night when I logged in) and here's the result! Put me up there with Bill, Estel, and Aretha herself!

Get on down to Starfall tonight! 4PM is when Merrick brings the Easter Sunday Spring Fling. And I'll be DJing at 6pm until some kind of bovine or equestrian life form decides its the right time to return to their abode.

See you there! Don't forget the Hat!

GAYS IN THE MILLINERY!

What would Jesus, James T. Kirk, and the Golden Girls wear to STARFALL? Why... of course, they'd wear The Aretha Hat to the Easter Bonnet Party at STARFALL! Easter Sunday at 4PM SLT, DJ Merrick & his Bunneh bodyguard and Host echo invite you to our Easter Bonnet Party. Any old hat will do. Come and join us while the sugar high from all the Cadbury Cream Eggs has you climbing the walls. Come to STARFALL..where Matthew 28:6 "He is risen" takes on a whole new meaning... HAPPY BUNNY DAY!

Starfall Schedule! March 29 - April 12, 2010

DJ Protogenes' Rez Day is March 30! Don't let him forget how OLD he is xD

Wednesday Night at 6pm is the SOUL TRAIN Theme night -and rumors have it, that I'll be stepping in for Don Cornelius - so I'd better get myself all pimped out xD

Friday Night April 2nd - DJ Kaj has PINK as the theme !!

By request of Protogenenes, Saturday April 3rd, at 4PM DJ Dehrynn will do a STAR TREK THEME Party!

Here's the lineup!

Monday March 29
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden

Tuesday March 30 - DJ PROTOGENES REZ DAY!!
3PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
5PM DJ Sasch with Host Ima

Wednesday March 31
4PM DJ Proto with Host Cooper
6PM DJ Merrick with Host Shizuka "SOUL TRAIN" NIGHT!

Thursday April 1 - FOOL!
4PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Colwyn with Host Cooper

Friday April 2 - Good Friday
2PM DJ Esmiel with host Shizuka
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Ima
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Malden - PINK is the Theme!
8PM DJ MTD with Host echo

Saturday April 3
2PM DJ Tristan with Host Ima
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir - STAR TREK THEME
6PM DJ Blaise With Host Cooper
8PM DJ Jules with Host

Sunday April 4
4PM DJ Merrick with Host echo
6PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir

Monday April 5
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Nat Noir

Tuesday April 6
3PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
5PM DJ Sasch with Host Ima

Wednesday April 7 - Merrick's Rez Day! Kaj and Merrick Swap Wed and Fri for this week!
4PM DJ Proto with Host Cooper
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Shizuka

Thursday April 8
4PM DJ Sora with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Colwyn with Host Cooper

Friday April 9
2PM DJ Esmiel with host Shizuka
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Ima
6PM DJ Merrick with Host Malden
8PM DJ MTD with Host echo

Saturday April 10
2PM DJ Tristan with Host Ima
4PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir
6PM DJ Blaise With Host Cooper
8PM DJ Jules with Host

Sunday April 11
4PM DJ Merrick with Host echo
6PM DJ Dehrynn with Host Nat Noir

Monday April 12
4PM DJ Tristan with Host Shizuka
6PM DJ Kaj with Host Nat Noir